Homestuck Theory

I think something like this may happen in the future of Homestuck. I mean, come on, John has the ability to do what Aranea wants to do, how come I never see any theories based upon this? (Also I don't know why it has to be John telling Karkat specifically, but that's just a medium of getting the info to Aranea.) 
I used a pencil and gel pens, although I didn't mean to get Karkat and John all sparkly... oops